There was this new six-level store in Canada that sold the stuff every woman dreams of in life: ideal husbands! Customers can go up each floor and, to their delight, the product get better and better as they go higher and higher. But there's one store policy: if a shopper goes up to one particular floor, she cannot go back down and browse on a lower floor.
A woman goes to the mart eager to find the man of her dreams. At the entrance, she finds so many women fighting each other by the door in an effort to get in. Miraculously, she squeezes her way through.
On the first floor, the sign on the door reads, Men With Jobs Section. "Well, that's better than my former fiance," the lady thinks, "but I wonder what's in store on the next floor?" So up she goes.
On the second floor, the sign reads, Men With Jobs & Loving Fathers-To-Be Section. "Wow, that's great," the woman thinks again, "but I wonder what's upstairs?" So up she goes again!
Men With Jobs, Loving Fathers-To-Be & Very Handsome Guys Section, the third floor sign reads. "Great!" the new visibly excited woman says, "I'm sure it's going to be even better upstairs!"
True to her expectations, it's even better on the fourth floor: Men With Jobs, Loving Fathers-To-Be, Very Handsome Guys & Household Chores Expert Section. "Oh my gosh!" exclaims the woman, "there's only two floors left! I must go up again!" And up she goes...
The fifth floor sign reads: Men With Jobs, Loving Fathers-To-Be, Very Handsome Guys, Household Chores Expert & Incurable Romantic Section. The woman is at her wit's end. "I just can't believe it! The very best is up there, I'm so excited!" And with it, she presses the button for the sixth floor.
When she steps out to the sixth floor, a big sign with a blinking digital scorecard says: Welcome to Level 6! You are customer #2,871,354. There are no more products on this floor, since this floor exists as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for patronizing Husband Mart and have a nice day!"